Saturday, November 1, 2008

Threatened Tigger Seeks Protection

Wrongly accused of steeling Pooh's honey, Tigger found himself imprisoned in his own home for fear of retaliation. He alleges that he has been receiving threatening phone calls and swears he saw Eeyore stalking him on the playground.

Desperately wanting to go Trick-Or-Treating, Tigger sought the protective service of...

The Big Brother NINJA Company!
The President of the Big Brother NINJA Company, who would like to remain anonymous, told reporters Friday that Tigger would be unharmed on Halloween. "We have our number one ninja on the case" she promises, "nobody with mess with Tigger tonight!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tigger is safe with Ninja at his heels. Sounds like a lead story line for a great book. Happy Halloween!

Katherine said...

What a Ninja he is! I'm shaking in my boots!
Macie said "Roar!" when she saw Luke. I'd say that means he passes as a tiger!